Funny Things I Come Across while I Edit

Being a writer is weird…

Being a writer is weird; I write things, and then I don’t remember the things my characters say. Then, I’m reminded while I edit. Here is where I share funny tidbits from my stories, so…enjoy learning how my weird little mind works.

“Don’t try your nonsense with me, Yahweh.” Death warned the deity, “There is literally nothing you could do to threaten me or my existence. You are a choice, I am inevitable.” - Death, apparently feeling sassy, while talking to God, in APOSTASY

“Please, grant me mercy, Mother Mary -,”

“The name is Sam.” I snapped, “And I have no mercy left. Thank your god for that when you see him.”

 "I met his gaze, “Fuck you and the Oedipus complex you rode in on.” - Sam to God, Apostasy

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